Thursday, 14 July 2011

Very difficult to move on!






We've spent close to a week here at Varkala Beach and it looks like we'll be here a few more days. It's like having a Caribbean holiday but with fewer dreadlocks and a different soundtrack. Oh, and with curry for lunch rather than flying fish sandwiches.

I know we need to get stuck into India and have many misadventures, but right now we can just about manage shifting from beach to restaurant and vice-versa. Today we made the huge step of getting a rickshaw to a temple out of town, and then it rained and when we arrived it turned out to be closed. The only way to tackle it was to go back to a beach bar for beer and chilli prawns.

Apologies for the dinky photos taken with our video camera rather than the "real photos". The internet is so slow that it takes an age to upload any normal sized photo.

Rikki Tikki Tavi, the hangover & funeral on the beach!

Quick post to say we're clearly nowhere near Mumbai but awful news!
Seems security has been increased in train stations all over the country- which is a comfort!

Kind of nothing to update as we are, more than ever, chilling and enjoying a lazy, readee kind of beach hols.

Si disappeared til 4am getting drunk with the most good looking 19 yr olds around but can't recall too much about it. (I knew I'd have been in less trouble if I'd accepted the invite from the one-armed man... - Pants) Today we saw them on the beach and they ran over excitedly to tell us they'd seen loads of otters on the cliff. I gave them a kindly matronly disapproving glare, befitting of my huge fatness and wisdom and asked "otters? Or mongoose?". They blushed and giggled and admitted to not knowing the difference between a rabbit and a reptile- felt slightly bad at myself and wondered whether the errant one was worth this much "woman scorned" style behaviour!!!! Turned into a joke- no harm done.

Beach is mellow but also the site of 2000 year old funeral rituals. The locals send off the ashes of loved ones into the sea with pomp and ceremony of loin clothed priests. Meanwhile nearby many a clueless western femme is galavanting in bikini! Shameful!

Still not total middle aged pride yet though as I chug my way through third G & T and smile beningly at the waiters!!!! Next year I'm off to Gambia to find a willing young fisherman! :-)))

Tuesday, 12 July 2011

Off day in Kerala











Jo has been laid low by a suicidal tofu-burger, so this time there's just a few photos from my walk around the obscure parts of Kerala Beach. A proper monsoon day too, so everything is grey and nobody was about. Apart from a bloke who crossed the road despite having no legs and one arm to beg for some cash. This was expected, but nonetheless weird, and after finding out that he'd lost most of his limbs in a train wreck, I said, "Well, at least you seem to be a happy chappy". Expect many more faux pas' over the coming month and a bit.

Monday, 11 July 2011

Chillin' the chakra in Varkala

Arrived Varkala airport about 4am (local time) absolutely beat and grumpy to boot. Took an age to get our rucksacks from reclaim as every other passenger on the flight was Indian and had bought themselves a flat screen TV in Dubai as a token of their trip.

We finally emerged following lots of pointless paper work and a queue for the one baggage scanner, into the hot hot Kerala night and were …well greeted wasn’t quite the word… by our taxi driver and host with his placard calling WOOD.

He led us to a little white car and proceeded to take us on a hair raising, death defying, jet lag curing ride of hell to Varkala. Seriously, we were terrified as he overtook lorries which were already overtaking bigger lorries thus hurtling us blindly into the path of oncoming lorries. What ensues seems to be a game of who can honk their horn more menacingly, the first one to chicken out has to either drive off the road or break hard and try to creep ashamedly back behind or between the afore mentioned overtaking lorries! Gulp.

As if our fevered imaginations weren’t already dreaming of the wreckage from which they would pull our mangled bodies, the driver then stopped and asked a petrol station attendant to fill a bottle with petrol which he placed on the front seat and it kept falling off, filling the car with the smell of fuel and a reassuring sense that there would be no bodies to pull from the wreckage, just some charred remains.

After a while the roads became quieter and our relaxation was broken only once more when he shouted “Ele, Ele, Ele!” Sure enough out of the gloaming and heading towards us appeared the unmistakeable shape of everyone’s favourite pachyderm with nary a headlight to be seen! After all this adventure we were glad when he stopped at a road side chai wallah and ordered us chai masala and mineral water – when we said we had no money yet he waved us off “No Problem”

Finally arrived and shown a little upstairs room where we crashed out until almost 1pm. Spent a day getting accustomed to our surroundings.. which basically consist of a series of ramshackle cafes balanced about a meter from the edge of the cliff above crashing waves and the occasional bit of sand not washed away by SW Monsoon. Every 3rd place is undergoing some sort of low season refurbishment or being built. It’s extremely quiet and no one is hassling us. There are about 25 other western tourists around and we all end in the same restaurants each night.

Mellow is the word. Our host Rani and her crazy taxi driving husband can not do enough for us and the second morning made delicious banana and coconut pancakes washed down with hot chai. (this morning however Rani apologized saying “no breakfast today- too tired!”) The other great think is the wildlife already. We have seen dolphins and watching Brahminy and Pariah Kites soaring over the sea and at eye level to where we’re sitting eating fantastic veg curry or chicken biryani and supping beers served in tea cups is awesome. Also seen white necked kingfishers, golden backed woodpeckers, hoopoes, minar birds.

Sorry this is a massive post but we are having problems finding access and when we updated the blog earlier with a better composed entry we lost it completely owing to god knows what virus infecting equipment! Very frustrating. Anyway at least we are here, we’re safe, we are loving food, people and views. Rains came on today whilst in town… (Town is a different story…) and it is promising to be quite a difficult journey over landslide prone mounts into Munnar tea plantation area where animal/man conflicts have atrocious attrition rates according to leading rag The Hindu.. apparently latterly caused when wild elephant trampled the tea and was hooted at by a sleeping man in a brick kiln!!!! According to the headline just today! This is serious folks… Love to all..

Photos of Dubai




Sunday, 10 July 2011

Surreal day in Dubai

Long trip with an intermission of 14 hours in Dubai. What a surreal experience that was, arriving in UK time about 3.30am and having to deal with 45 degrees heat and the madness of a town not unlike some Star Wars set. As it was Friday there were no buses or trains running so we had no option but to hop a pink (ladies’) cab and ask our driver to “Take us to the pips” She clearly wasn’t familiar with Alan Partridge and we clarified dubiously… “City Centre?” when she asked which one we gave up and asked her to recommend what we should do and so found ourselves in the largest, richest, emptiest shopping mall ever in the world. Great when 1) you hate shopping 2) you have zero UAE cash and a budget which barely allows you to look at a cup of coffee in any of the eateries.

We wandered about gazing at the Givenchy, Tom Ford, Armani wares and then outside to gaze up and be blinded by the vast needle of the Burg al Kalifa. The place is huge and empty. After we rather embarrassingly fell asleep in the comfy chairs situated mid mall we scuttled off to grab a cab to take us to the souks. We wandered along beside the creek listening to the call to prayer from the variety of minarettes around town. (That was ticking a box for Jo as I‘ve always wanted to hear that in a Islamic state) Had a great Tabouleh, Hummus, Baba Ganoush mixed mez lunch and then hopped back to airport for the most expensive pair of drinks we’ve ever bought 16GBP for small wine and a beer!!!

Thursday, 7 July 2011

And we're off....


The boots are waxed, the mozzie net packed and the online check completed. Scoffing egg sarnies and drinking tea and making a list, checking it twice!!

Should arrive in Dubai at 4am BST. Then have 14 hours to explore the too much money state before we fly to Trivandrum, arriving there on Saturday. The vague plan of action is to get taxi to Varkala on the coast and chill out there for a week/10 days. Thence to Kovalam to a bird sanctury and then to Periyar Tiger Reserve, then Munnar and tea plantations, then Fort Kochin, then Alappuzha and a backwaters trip and the snake boat race festival before heading back to Trivandrum and home on 16th Aug.

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